ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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