I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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