just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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