I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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