so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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