Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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