honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
we're so committed to being not committed
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
wow bdsm is so cute
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