Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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