I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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