i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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