Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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