Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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