i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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