She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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