just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I need moral support for this bender
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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