If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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