Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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