If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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