I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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