Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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