So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
