we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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