So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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