He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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