I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Shame is for Republicans.
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