Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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