Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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