do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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