sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize