Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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