Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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