Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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