The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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