...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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