so explain again why im purple
no
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
this is an emotional support booty call
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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