idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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