Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(972): View more from Texas

Hey man sorry I got all grabby

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(408): View more from California

I think I just got seasick

(409): View more from Texas

you're not on a boat

(408): View more from California

he has a waterbed.

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(323): View more from California

hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.

(323): View more from California

to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.

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(212): View more from New York

You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.

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(708): View more from Illinois

so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes

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(208): View more from Idaho

Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.

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(623): View more from Arizona

for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading

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(515): View more from Iowa

I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night

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