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• (646): View more from New York

  your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today

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• (818): View more from California

  So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing

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