i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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