you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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