so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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