worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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