Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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