Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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