when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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