I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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