I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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