I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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