Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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