my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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