You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he laminated a picture of his dick.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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