Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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