worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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