party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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