I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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